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by WeedEater69 July 23, 2021

stripper singles

a lot of crumpled up one dollar bills, usually smelling of ass and cocaine. people do not like being paid in stripper singles, especially if you're buying something over $20.

brittany: you have the money? its 25 you know....
me:yup, just let me count it out...( takes out wad of money)
brittany: uggghhh really? you're paying in stripper singles?!

by hippie.dippie.trippie September 30, 2012

National Singles Awareness Day

Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.

Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!

by lauren000007 February 5, 2006

Eyesore for singles

What you would call a couple whose being too lovey-dovey in front of singles.

Can those two just shut up and stop flirting with eachother? They're an eyesore for singles!

by ~HumanonlySee4gbRam October 1, 2017

local singles

An advertisement made to take your identity and ruin your life

Hey dude I clicked on that Local Singles ad and my credit card and information was stolen!

by MikeGames February 15, 2014

Sexy Singles

Another name for day-labourers. Rather than giving the independent labour consultants derogatory or assumptive titles like Spics, Illegals, or Mexicans; one can call them "Sexy Singles"

Guy: "Look at all those sexy singles chilling in front of Home Depot!"

Girl checking Gmail: "The pop-up ad says there are sexy singles within two miles of my house." "Funny, there are at least four 7-11's within two miles of my house"

by White Guy on a Bike November 16, 2010

The Kraft Singles Method

When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.

"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"

by Pimp Daddy Sam January 5, 2021