the silverwear test

the silver wear test is a test used to possibly idenify sexual prefrence, if done incorrectly you may not get the whole story, but once finished you will know.
spoon=gay
fork=bisexual
knife=stright
ask:would you like to take the silverwear test.
ask very plainly if the person or persons are a: fork knife or spoon, and which ever one they choose is what they are. once they choose.Tell them which each means, and this should get the whole story...

i came out of the closet to my freind today, he had me take the silverwear test.

by frozenrelic December 3, 2010

Silvered

To leave a girl behind in a room crying after a sexual act has occurred.

Wow what happened in there? I think she got silvered.

by Louis Ross February 19, 2008

Silver head

Someone who has gray hair

That teacher is a silver head

by Sliver head 101 November 18, 2015

Silverglade

adj.
The ability of a person to accrue maximal meme cred whilst attaining surprisingly high positions of power.

Hey man, do you think I could become a real life meme-lord?

Nah you don't have the silverglade for it

by PrettyGrrrl May 15, 2018

Silverhand special

To Masturbate after painting your arm and hand silver and staring at a picture of Keanu Reeves

“Hey man what did you do last night?”

“I gave myself a Silverhand special and got silver paint all over my dick”

by HeelyWheelie September 10, 2023

Texan Silverado

A whole bunch of Texans drive their fancy-schmancy trucks to a big party, ending in a line dance where they drive their trucks and dance in the beds rather than simply dance in lines.

Yeah, old Billy there really had a ball at that Texan Silverado last night... He was dancing all over the place!

by Star Cadet February 20, 2019

angry silverwearing

where you are putting away silverware but very aggressively

when my dad puts away the silverware he’s always angry silverwearing it

by randowords February 1, 2019