fuck me sideways with a chainsaw

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011

sidewalk slam

A sidewalk slam (AKA slammer, sidewalk slammer, or just a slam) is a beverage concocted by mixing any Malt Liquor 40 oz. with an alcoholic energy drink such as Sparks, Tilt, or my personal favorite, Four Loko. This beverage, commonly consumed by smelly kids with dreadlocks and big goofy grins is one of the cheapest and quickest ways to get drunk that i have ever personally experienced. It is known to cause blackouts, bad decisions (i.e. taking LSD at midnight when you have work the next day), and awful hangovers, too.

My favorite sidewalk slam is made from High Gravity Side Pocket 10.5% ABV taken 75% down and mixed with an orange Four Loco! let's get a fuckin slam!

-phone rings-
Me - Ughhh...hello?
Henry - Hey man. Let's go get some slams.
Me - Dude. It's 10 AM.
Henry - Exactly.

Dillon - You want to get a slam?
Me - Sure. Let's get drunk.
Dillon - Can i get a Xanax from you?
Me - No.

Steven - Hey man. Let's go get a slammer.
Me - Why the hell not?
Henry - I've got some Ketamine, too.
Me - I don't want any Ketamine, man.
-three hours into a slam session-
Me - Alright. Give me some K.

by space cadet slam November 21, 2010

Sidewalk Slammer

A drink that is for blacking out, its a 40 Oz of any beer that you drink halfway and fill it up with a four loko.

Yo do you want to play edward forty hands with sidewalk slammers and blackout?

by Blackout Nixon October 14, 2018

Sideways gary

Someone who wears their hair to one side, (ex. side bangs)

homeless man: Sideways gary!

Phil: What?

by otherstrange September 11, 2012

Sidewalk Tulip

Hooker

He picked up 2 sidewalk tulips for the bachelor party.

by JB {the one and only} February 17, 2010

boys town sidewalk

The act of jerking off the man in front of you while jerking off the man behind you in a simultaneous motion.

Boys town sidewalk; The act of jerking off the man in front of you while jerking off the man behind you in a simultaneous motion.

by John blaze January 12, 2014

Sideways Sloppyjoe

See whisker Biscuit, Bearded Clam or Tuna Taco. Also Vagina

He ordered up a big helping of her sideways sloppyjoe and then had to wipe his mouth

by David November 8, 2003