The act of 2 persons performing a squat while using each other as back rests (back to back) in order to mutually pass fecal matter. To ensure success lock arms. The ultimate act of trust.
Jeremy: yo, I got to drop a deuce.
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?
Austin: same here, those hot wings just came back with a vengence
Jeremy: wanna pull a siamese squat?
by SMEople March 27, 2014
When your spouse or partner is sitting on the toilette peeing or pooping, the other person sits on top and poops through their partners legs.
My wife was using the toilette, and I had to go really bad, so I asked her if it was alright if I took a Siamese Poop. Of course she said yes.
by Goonga Lagoonga May 23, 2018
Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!
Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.
Doug:....sweet
Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.
Doug:....sweet
by Goat Lad June 24, 2010
two or more black people that always repeat the exact or almost all of the all of the sentence the previous one said. This pertains to jokes as well.
Tyquan: Yo nigga, that bud was good as shit.
Sha'Riquanice: Nigga, that bud was good as fuck.
Tyquan: Shut up you nappy headed bitch.
Sha'Riquanice: You the nappy headed bitch.
Tyquan: How you sound right now?
Sha'Riquanice: Nigga. You trippin. How you sound nigga?
Tyquan: Ight den.
Sha'Riquanice: Ight den.
White Guy Overhearing: Fucking Siamese Nigs. I'll tell you how you sound. Fucking retarded. Thats how you sound.
Sha'Riquanice: Nigga, that bud was good as fuck.
Tyquan: Shut up you nappy headed bitch.
Sha'Riquanice: You the nappy headed bitch.
Tyquan: How you sound right now?
Sha'Riquanice: Nigga. You trippin. How you sound nigga?
Tyquan: Ight den.
Sha'Riquanice: Ight den.
White Guy Overhearing: Fucking Siamese Nigs. I'll tell you how you sound. Fucking retarded. Thats how you sound.
by D Siegs August 23, 2010
Friend: Yo dog.
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!
Me: Yo. Man, you're up early. Going to the gym?
Friend: Poopin
Me: Dude, me too! We're Siamese Shitters!
by Doomcake February 24, 2014
When you forget to clean the residual semen off the tip of your dick and it dries. After it has dried and you urinate the pee goes in two opposite, unpredictable, directions.
by Mfmt11 January 26, 2016
A rock album by The Smashing Pumpkins which contains songs which are heavy as fuck and slow love songs.
by UltimateDoge October 27, 2022