shiffer snitter

One who has a nose which makes them look like they're constantly sniffing the scent of shit, 24/7. Usually a long, pointy nose, with flared nostrils.

"Eww, that guy has an ugly-ass shiffer snitter; he should seriously consider a nose job."

by Anilrahs August 20, 2006

Swiffer

A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.

"Swiffer's last rant at the lunch table--you know, the one where he CR-Vd' me-- was The Tits!!!

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 25, 2005

Dirty Swiffer

To tickle a girls vaginal area with a feather

Seth just gave Sarah a dirty swiffer and she cannot stop laughing.

by shawnjay May 17, 2009

A swiffer

A girl who attracts dusty guys

Guy 1: Did you hear that Nina girl is dating that duster Bryan
Guy 2: Ya man, she is such a swiffer.

by You Dang Kids October 3, 2011

swiffer

Removing sand with a barber's brush off naked ladies beach volleyball teams.

Me: Those hot naked beach volleyballers are in need of a good swiffing.
NG: I'll get my swiffer brush.

by DazzlerSAFC November 27, 2011

Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends

One who sits and picks his ass in the stands with a tiny drumstick (he holds in one hand) and the bucket he holds in the other, as other enjoy the opportunity to touch the ice. This is the epitome of a SHIT SHOW. This is worse than a duster because this person would never EVER touch the ice. This is two steps below the average bender.

The Swiffer Wet Jet Dusty Mcbend-bends shatters his stick on the bench at 5:30 in the morning, and then goes home to dust himself off and ice down aching ankles.

by antibender December 27, 2010

Swifferholic

A person who owns every swiffer product and swiffs while on the phone, the computer, watching TV, etc.

Jane managed to swiff her couch, her furniture, her floor, her carpet, all while on her hands-free phone speaking to her mother. By the end of the conversation, her house was swiff clean. She continued on, armed with her swiffer belt which included her hand swiffer, extra refills, and on her back her harnessed swiffer mop walking the neighbourhood for more swiffing opportunities. Along the way she met Joe with the same accessories, another Swifferholic. Soon after they were married and swiffing the world.

by CleanFiend October 3, 2010