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Shartled

When you get spooked and end up violently shitting yourself
Randy: Dude I went home with a girl last night and she was sitting on my face, but her roommate walked in and she got scared and accidently shat on my face. It was so disgusting I couldn't believe it!
Bob: Dude calm down she just got shartled. Not like she did it on purpose.
by MyWordsAreWeird April 23, 2023
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shnorbledorp

A moment of feeling; an orgasmic feeling deriving from every human sense.

The best possible feeling a human being can go through.
“Dude, what’s wrong with Samantha? She hasn’t come out of her room in hours.”
“She’s experiencing shnorbledorp right now, it’d be best to leave her alone.”
by Imakeoriginalwordsong March 11, 2024
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schwarble

When you want to go down on your lady and she is not about it, but you make her about it.
She didn’t want any cunnilingus but he schwarbled his way in there.
by 130xis April 7, 2025
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Cobby Swabbled

A phrase made up to parody how British people say that they are confused. Best if said in a poorly done British accent.

Patented by Mal and Emma 2021
Person One: “This is so confusing!”
Person Two: *in a bad British accent* “Right! I’m awfully cobby swabbled!”
by ermsunderscore April 24, 2024
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