Shunt

1) The act of excreting fecal matter into the cuntal region.

2) The penetration by a solid waste matter into the cylindrical folds of a female or post-op transexual.
Shunt: The colon penetration of the vaginal region.
by King of the shunt August 05, 2006
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Shunt

A shit hunt. When in the wilderness, ie. on a camping trip, often a lack of anything better to do leads us to such activities as searching for each others' shit in the woods. The success of a shunt depends on the number of shits found, as well as the overall size of said shits.

Shunting can be a solitary or group activity; when shunting in groups, a point system may be developed that awards more points for larger shits. Animal shit is counted using the same point system, ie. rabbit shit will count for less points than human shit whereas bear shit will count for more. Don't forget to mark the shit you find in your own special way so that everyone will know you found it first!
I totally owned in that last shunt. Ed shat a friggen log and I was the first to find it!
by Poncho the Pony July 01, 2009
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Shunt

V. The act of leaving work to the last minute, especially tests and assignments.

The standard way of approaching school work.
Man, I hate this assignment I'm going to end up shunting it

I shouldn't have shunted this test I've only got one day to learn all the bones in the body
by ChesterJerrat May 11, 2018
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Shunt

To push or shove out of the way, usually by force.

Also, to forcefully prevent movement, usually from above or in front. Possible to completely reverse movement. Usually ends up having the person or object falling a distance.
When Mario attempts to jump from platform to platform, and suddenly hits an invisible block from below, and then falling to his death, It is called being "shunted."
by Tankmaster46 January 03, 2008
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Shunt

when the woman's pubes have recently been shaven and are now a sharp stubble and your lover goes to perfom oral and gets poked
Adj. your vagina looks like a shunt today
noun. your shunt stabbed my lip
by skully10 August 04, 2021
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Shunt

An amalgam of the words "shit" and "cunt" used in the same capacity together i.e. shit cunt. This is commonly used as an abbreviation of the unabridged term as it often enables the conversation to flow more easily and allows the individuals talking to pursue other avenues of action, namely fighting.
"You're such a shunt, you know that?"

"That guy there, he's such a shunt"
by CitizenBane August 31, 2012
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shunted

1) To be pwned by a shunt-like creature.

2) The use of time travel to perform two ownings during the same exact period of time.
Oh man, you just got shunted!
by The ShunT December 11, 2007
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