shambles

when an event degenerates into a random, confusing state; a complete mess.

tonight has officially become a shambles

by that JP guy June 11, 2006

stumblecunt

A young woman who stays drunk constantly, to the point of not being able to walk straight.

Lindsay Lohan was drunk in public again. What a complete stumblecunt.

by youradvicehere May 20, 2009

stumbledick

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick

"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."

by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016

Stumblefuck

A person that falls or trips frequently.

Someone that injured themselves by falling or tripping.

pointing out the arrival of someone who recently hurt themselves in a fall-

"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"

by Sly Fox Ash July 28, 2009

smumble

Smumble

When someone is humble and smart and smartly humble.
The NNNC (nonutnovember community) uses the word for utter discipline.

Sharleena: Have you heard about Owens cock and ball torture routine?
Silvan: Edging 6 hours daily is so smumble of him!
Owen: *smumbling noises*

by keiahnig December 7, 2022

Dover stumble

Dover Stumble. when you are from Dover township Ontario and you are clearly intoxicated and have recently received anal sex and are trying to make your way home, Participants are often found outside of the Central. looks like a combination of a sore back, sore ass and stumbling around,

look there's D_ _ doing the Dover stumble

by fckdupdtchman December 4, 2014

Stumble-A-Fuck

a game in which consists of selecting three random candidates, supplied by stumbleupon.com (babes section), where players must place each candidate into a separate category of kill, fuck, or marry.

"Hey John you want to play Stumble-A-Fuck"
"Yea lets pull up some hot bitches"

by M.J.S December 6, 2012