Shivalik

Rarest Human Alive.

Everybody's guardian angel.
Named after a mountain range and rightfully so- he's tall and majestic.

Life of the party and everyone's sunshine.

A little mysterious.

The kind of guy written by a woman.

Harry Styles Vibes

Gal: "Bro Shivalik is dreamy"
Guy: "Bro Shivalik is dreamy"

by Auroras and Sad Prose August 26, 2021

shrivel dick

The act of sexual intercourse despite a male's inability to become sexually aroused by their partner.

"Jody totally wants my d"
"What are you waiting for? Make a move!"
"I don't know I'm not really attracted to her I doubt I could even get hard."
"Don't let that stop you, just shrivel dick her!"

by mmmberry December 5, 2011

Shivali

a girl who is very sweet and sexy, has lots of friends and a sweet ass. really smart, but dates assholes

Shivali hasn't broken up with her older boyfriend even though he doesn't care about her.

by LJay815 March 1, 2015

shrivelnuts

When a man's jewels are so cold that they shrivel up into almost invisible peas.

"Hey man! I'm a freakin' shrivelnuts, this pool is WAY too cold to swim in!"

by Melissa January 28, 2004

Shrivelly

The feeling one has when they hear/see/feel something they absolutely cannot stand often to the point where they cringe. Some people also suffer from shrivelly "attacks"; Involving spazzing out until comfortable again. It is believed to be a mental disorder.

- Around the dinner table -

Child: "Mom, will you pass the.."
Mom: " -Screeches fork against glass plate-"
Child: "AHHHH, MOM!! WTFFFF!! YOU KNOW THAT MAKES ME SO SHRIVELLY!! -Curls up in a ball & rocks back and forth for multiple minutes-"

by MorganAlmighty May 20, 2010

shriveldickery

the act of bad mouthing, or shit talking someone in order to make ones self look better.

that asshole is a master of shriveldickery

by DickFittswell September 7, 2012

shirval

Shrival is the most beautiful girl ever! She is the most kind heart, sweet, loving person you can meet. Most of the time she gets what she wants. Just don't make her mad because she will let you know and let you have it! Guys, if you get a shirval, she is keeper. She is loyal, caring and over all perfect. She has the body of a goddess, and the voice of a Angel.

Oh man! I need a shirval in my life.

by Jmoney143 September 8, 2015