sprinter's mile

A 3/4 mile.

Jack: What did the sprinters have to do as a workout?

Troy: Coach told us to run a mile but I only did 3 laps.

Jack: So a sprinter's mile?

by papamurphy1111 November 18, 2017

Shriner

A driver that hangs a small symbol of protection from their rear view mirror; usually a very poor driver and often found in the fast lane of most US metro highways going impossibly slow.

Sorry I'm late, but I got stuck behind a dozen shriners on the way over here.

by toniwithaneye May 7, 2009

boner shrinker

(noun). Comment, concept or event that is a sexual turn off (especially to men). Libido suppressor.

Hillary Clinton is a real boner shrinker - If I need to take a cold shower, but don't have access to water, I just imagine her face or voice.

by oslodude November 4, 2008

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

schrinter

opposite of schvinter but penis flesh

gound on most males
not gay ones

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Doctor Shrinker

A pejorative term for "small child". Reference to a segment on the 70s television show, Krofft Supershow where a mad scientist shrinks a trio of friends.

Useful for referring to a loud and/or annoying child, or to express one's general distaste for children in general.

Alternate: Shrinker

Quinn: My next door neighbor's Doctor Shrinker was screeching all night last night.

P. Thomas: Man, I'm so glad there are no Shrinkers in my building.

by spamania August 31, 2007

Scott Shriner

The current bassist for weezer. He used to play bass in Vanilla Ice's back up band.

Man, I'm totally getting Scott Shriner's autograph.

by Patrick Lewis March 29, 2005