Shrekking

When you take two stalks of celery and a piece of broccoli, put the celery in your ass, do a handstand and put the broccoli in your mouth. And you look like shrek with his pants down

Y/N: Dude i just tried Shrekking!
Noah: Fucking weirdo

by DundeiEh March 29, 2024

Shrekking

The act of putting two stalks of celery up your ass then a piece of broccoli in your mouth, and doing a handstand.

Sarah: "Oh my god david tried Shrekking with me last night, it was SO hot!"
Virginia: "Oh my god babes im like SO Jealous!!"

by DundeiEh March 30, 2024

Shrekking

Shrekking is a dating trend where someone intentionally dates a person they find less attractive, believing this will lead to being treated better in the relationship. Don't try it as it often backfires when the person is still treated poorly.

A: "Everyone said we're a happy couple but in reality I'm just shrekking her"
B: "Bro, my friend also do that and still got treated like shit"

by will911 October 18, 2025

Shrekinati

The fusion of illuminati and the great ogrelord Shrek.

The stench of onions filled Jim 's senses, it was shrekinati confirmed.

by shrekawumbawholock July 29, 2015

Shreking

When one is to watch any kind of Shrek content

"Dude Josh and I where Shreking last night"

by Suzume11456 December 1, 2020

Shreking

When you take a liquidy dump and the toilet water resembles swamp water.

I can't stop shreking from those tacos I ate last night.

by TheBetch June 29, 2021

Shreking

When your cat decides to spread his legs to clean himself like puss n boots on the movie shrek

I woke up this morning to my cat shreking at the foot of my bed..

by Hb76 July 25, 2021