Shredded

To totally dominate the scales in scateboarding/snowboarding radness.

Person 1: "Dude, did you see me shred that rail?"
Person 2: "Yeah bro dude you totally shredded that rail"

by Devysaures November 17, 2015

shredded

extreme state of intoxiction from marijuana use often noted by staggering vision(like the picture lags) numbness of legs and arms very pleasurable feelings and sometimes paranoia,stoned,blazed,high

damn sammy smoked so much he was shredded

by Juan Gil April 25, 2005

Shreddie-Mouth

When a guy/girl becomes unkissable due to their chapped, dry and grated like appearance lips.
dry flappy skin hanging off is an unforgivebale offence and can be treated with the simple application of the chapped lips saviour carmex or the trusted vaseline.

Rodney- "Hey sexy, give us a kiss" (proceeded with a wink)

Jemimy- "Errr no thanks you might be hot but your Shreddie-Mouth suggests otherwise so don't come near me with your cheese grater lips!"

by Quagga Quimp October 26, 2010

Shredded

Shredded: So buff and so without body fat, that the lines and how toned one is, is as if their muscles have been shredded and glued back together is an attractive way.

Girl: Dayummm, dat boi is hwot!

Other girl: That man is a meat-headed, shredded machine!

by Truddledomotiquilurffluhop December 3, 2018

shredded

to be absurdly sore. total muscle melt down

James: God that workout blew.

David: Yeah, my legs are shredded.

by gottasweep July 7, 2010

shredded

Shredded:when you high as fuck and you know your not coming down for a long ass time

Guy1: wanna nother hit?
Guy2 nah but thanks I’m absolutely shredded dude...

by anonymous October 19, 2020

shredded

to be salted, or insulted

guy 1: man i have so many friends everone likes me

guy 2:huh? no nowon likes you, you have no freindss. do us all a favor and die.....shredded

by thecoolkidfromdownthestreet April 26, 2009