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non sequitur

A statement that has little or nothing to do with the preceding statement.
Non sequitur:

Joe: Do you like Green Day?

Bill: I'm hungry for wax fruit.

Joe: Are you high?

Bill: Don't try to catch me, I'm the Mesican drill.
by DeeDurk October 10, 2008
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squitters

Sputtery, disgusting type of crap where you blow your hole out. The toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. Can also be used as verb.
I had the squitters after eating that prune pie.

Last night I had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of Natty Light. This morning I squittered my brains out for two hours.
by Just Joe September 7, 2003
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Squitchity

When something's just not right, a bit "off", itchy and twisted at the same time. Like my daughter's sock when she was 2 years old. "Mom it's all squitchity!" she cried. The word has stuck ever since. It's her word. Even people I work with use it.
I wouldn't go out with that guy! He looks squitchity!
That dress looks a little squitchity on you!
Whoa, your hair is all squitchity today!
by Shasta22 March 29, 2015
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Squitter chuckles

You laugh so hard you squitter your pants.
I had the squitter chuckles when John told me that joke.
by SecretLHSWarrior April 7, 2016
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Shiquitta

Shiquitta is an amazing , beautiful, intelligent, brave woman who is very protective of those she loves. She is one of the most beautiful people on earth and is a very loyal friend to have. Anyone is lucky to know a woman named shiquitta smart beautiful loyal
Shiquitta is an amazing person,that's why I love her so much!
by Evajenkins May 11, 2018
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squitties

A be more chill swing-approved cult that worships the SQUIP because he is superior and anyone that fights them will lose. I think George Salazar also approved but idk
tay: hey now, we all worship squip down here
liza: we're the squitties
hannah: hell yee
by dicknommer69 November 30, 2018
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Shquats

Shquats is drinking a shot of liquor while doing a squat.
Went to the bar instead of the gym for an evening of shquats
by Niezzy March 19, 2019
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