showerdue

When someone is due for a shower.

If that smell is me I'm showerdue.

by jpg3 November 16, 2011

british shower

the sexual act of pouring steeped tea onto your partner and drinking it off

i gave her the british shower, dont judge me

by metal_chair August 14, 2020

meth head shower

You take a shower where it is extremely cold because you need to be more alert.

Dustin- I need to make some moves but I don't want to get up
Justin- I'll give you a meth head shower if you want (proceeding to dump a bucket of water on his head)

by Eaglesfan156 January 2, 2017

shower waffle

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.

Dude i had to shit so bad i couldn't even leave the shower, i had to cook a shower waffle

by Harry Stephenson November 22, 2016

platonic shower

A shower in which neither party gives or receives any sexual attention.

Me and Ali took a platonic shower.

by run_and_tell_that August 13, 2010

Post gym pre shower

This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout.

"I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."

Guy: You look so hot I want you now!
Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym
Guy: Post gym pre shower baby.

by Dee Jay Jolt March 30, 2010

shower wanker

A person who says he takes a shower for at least one hour, but actually while he is showering he is casually beating his meat (wanks, gives pleasure to himself).

Yo, Vlad, How long did you shower for in the morning?
Like 2 hours!
You are such a shower wanker, eh!

by wanking December 13, 2016