sade shutdown

When everything is up and popping, then someone comes and ruins the fun for everyone.

Pepper and Selena were having the time of their lives listening to music and dancing , then Sabrina comes and Sade shutdowns the party. Boo Sabrina

by Pepper Lynn September 6, 2016

Retard showdown

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.

Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown

by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019

beardsley showdown

The rare occurrence when there is more than one beardsley in the same room. Once the Beardsley notices that she isn't alone, the beardsleys begin to argue about whose beard is thicker and more hearty and lush. In the end, the beardsley with the most disgusting beardsely traits will reign supreme, the inferior beardsley will be killed.

The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.

This is gonna be bad, those Bearded women are giving each other the eye. There is going to be a beardsley showdown.

by Breather December 14, 2008

sidewalk showdown

That awkward situation when you and another person are walking towards each other down a long sidewalk or hallway as you try not to make eye contact.

What to do if you find yourself in a sidewalk showdown...

a. Pretend you're looking at something when you're not,
b. Pretend to use your phone / ipod
c. Panic,
d. Stare them down

by MN Rainmakerzzzz March 23, 2010

bathroom showdown

When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.

I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.

by kytx September 22, 2016

Morning Shitdown

When you wake up first thing in the morning and sit on the toilet to let out a couple of shits, but mainly to wind down and do time wasting activities such as using your smartphone.

Person 1: “What’s taking you so long in there??”
Person 2: “I’m enjoying my Morning shitdown go away”

by See not us November 17, 2018

Trump Shutdown

The name given to the 2019 government shutdown that Trump named after himself. He decided to destroy the economy, and hold a million federal workers hostage because Mexico wouldn't pay for some stoopid fucking wall in the desert.

Billy Bob: why won't them thar democrats give Mr. Trump no money for his border wall?

Tom: Because he kept saying that Mexico would pay for it, you redhatter incel rube.

Billy Bob: Oh well, that TRUMP Shutdown will teach you Democrats a lesson?

Tom: Not even close, you low IQ rube. It's just gonna get Dotard impeached, and continue the GOP extinction event.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard January 20, 2019