shorty

affectionate term for a girlfriend, attractive female or concubine.

Yo shorty, it's your birthday

by Billiam July 2, 2003

National throw your shortest friend day

On May 15th, pick up your shortest friend and toss anywhere you please

On May 15th it’s national throw your shortest friend day!

by Payton 13344 April 14, 2020

Shorty McFatterson

1. An incredibly short person, who also happens to be rather round. Aka a fat midget.

2. Primarily located in the Northern Virginia region.

3. Also referred to as "Beast."

Jeremy: Dude, did you see that thing?

Michael: Dawgggg, I seen what I seen and what I seen wadn't pretty.

Jeremy: That was a Shorty McFatterson.

Michael: *Gasp* DA Shorty McFatFat?

Jeremy: That's the one.

by ThatNigelManandCompany March 10, 2011

hog shortery

when the country, new england typically, is experiencing low levels of available swine.

"No bacon available?! Are you experiencing a hog shortery?!"

by concernedaboutthehog December 26, 2009

shorty crunk

a group of sluts controled by a cooner who tells them to wear a skirt everyday . hated even by their own group members

shorty crunk loves dick

by anti crunk April 10, 2005

Shorty

A highly attractive female. A male considers her his girlfriend or “mate”. She is his crush and his lover, even though she may not know it. She is beautiful and he is attracted to her.

Anna is my shorty. She is so beautiful and I love her.

by ChickenButt112211 April 8, 2019

shortyz

noun; half Canadian, half Mexican, he which inspires such rhymes as: "His name is shortyz, he's the best; all the deejays want to feel his breasts"

by Anonymous May 27, 2003