spontaneous meat ejaculation

A spontaneous meat ejaculation is an unplanned and sometimes unavoidable ejaculation which occurs due to consuming a capacious volume of meat. The amount of ejaculate it produces is normally overwhelming when compared to normal ejaculations. It normally occurs 10-20 minutes after meat sweats begin.

Phil and Bruce finally broke into meat sweats at the All You Can Eat Meat Depot. They continued stuffing their faces, knowing full well they would eventually be experiencing a spontaneous meat ejaculation. They were happy they would be sharing this moment together.

spontaneous meat ejaculation by oscillation October 23, 2010

spontaneosity 

A character trait that concentrates on keying in on a certain idea and throwing in a random amplifier, making better of any situation.

He was on the edge of reblossoming a relationship; all he needed was a little spontaneosity.
The spontaneosity of Football is what entices the crowd.

spontaneosity by Makki Nelson July 26, 2008

spontaneous 

never knowing what is going to come next

Dude 1-damn man my new girl is so spontaneous,i NEVER know what shes going to do in bed:)
Dude 2- you lucky bastard

spontaneous by sydney w!:) March 21, 2008

spontaneous retardation 

An uncontrollable reaction to a particular event or stimulus where there is a total loss of most brain action.

1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.

spontaneous retardation by Better than Bacon? Impossible. January 10, 2010

Spontaneous Erection Disorder 

a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.

A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?

Spontaneous Erection Disorder by kl2895 January 10, 2011

Spontaneous Giggity 

When using a chat app such as Grindr, this happens when a conversation suddenly has sexual overtones about as overt as a quick brick to the gonads.

"So you like cake too eh?"

"Me too. I'd like to see your nude lady parts surrounded by cake."

"Sorry for the spontaneous giggity. I haven't had sex in months."

Spontaneous Giggity by Lhro4ever March 20, 2014

spontaneous lactation 

When a women suddenly squirts milk out of her breast due to extreme surprise or pleasure.

Girl: why is there milk on the floor?
Girl 2: Spontaneous Lactation

spontaneous lactation by Fender315 March 4, 2015