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jason shoestring

jason shoestring is a beautiful man with brown shoestring hair and deep brown eyes, looks alot like misterpoopman.
person 1: did you see jason shoestrings new video ??
person 2: no i didn't ! i hope we get to see his luscious shoestring hair !
by shoestringsluvrrr January 28, 2023
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On a shoestring

“They’re going on vacation, but it’s going to be on a shoestring. They don’t have very much money right now.”
by GB-US April 28, 2020
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chewing on shoestrings

This occurs when an individual becomes zonked out on heroin or fentanyl while standing up. The upper body will be slumped over, bent at the waist and the arms will be hanging down towards the ground, giving the appearance of someone attempting to chew his or her own shoelaces.
"Hey, what's wrong with that guy over there in the alley?"
"Oh, just some idiot chewing on shoestrings."
by thatonerealguy425 May 17, 2023
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Penis Shoveling

A sex act where a man shits into a women's vagina or anus and proceeds to dig it out with their penis.
One night my girlfriend asked to try penis shoveling. It ended up being pretty messy.

Dude, penis shoveling is fucking grosser than tubgirl!
by Bend Overson November 30, 2016
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showering with someone else

Being able to shower with a significant other and engaging in intercourse while in the shower together.
Bro I I'm going to be showering with someone else when you get back from work. Don't walk into the bathroom and I'll try to keep her quite as possible.
by Boywonder42 June 5, 2016
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severing the velvet

to let someone slip inside a vagina. Hince severing(opening) the velvet(vagina).
"princess i just want to witness, watch you, severing the velvet, i will say the word" - breathe carolina
by CharlesBartowski November 18, 2010
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shivering like a chihuahua

to be utterly excited about something to the point of near uselessness.
Did you see how excited Bill was when he met Mary? He was shivering like a chihuahua!
by Silver Moose April 28, 2010
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