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Shmuck

a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence
Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....

Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!
by IdontlieMonica November 29, 2009
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Shmuck Lyfe

Term to refer to a group of absolute virginss who r actually pretty fucking cool

When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha
Person1: “hey, billy are the shmuck lyfes coming
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely

Person1: ok ill be there soon
by Shmuckboy12 December 24, 2019
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shmuck

A German word originally spelled "Schmuck". The exact translation is "Jewelry". European jews used it to describe male genitals (from obvious reasons). Later on it was used to describe idiots and people they didn't like (just like the english word "prick").
"You shmuck, look what you did..."

"Look at the size of this shmuck"
by Reistlin April 13, 2005
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schmuck

sally “suzan your so ugly”
suzan “sally you fucking schmuck”
sally “suzan you take that back!”
by Ching Queef June 14, 2018
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pussy schmuck

noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.
Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.
by jiffy pop May 18, 2004
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schmuck

(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc
(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks
by eder May 21, 2004
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Schmuck Till you Buck

When a girl sucks a guys penis until he "bucks" (comes). Then the girl gags from it and accidently bites down on the penis. The guy then shoves cake in her face to try and get her off. Usually occurs during Spicy Cakes and Sour Cakes.
Rebecca : Hey Janice what happened to you?
Janice : Schmuck till you buck....
Rebecca: Ouch.
by Cajik January 27, 2009
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