Shmoobeing

while making make out one puts one tongue in the others mouth making a slurping sound

" Oh yeah baby"

" Stop it your drownding my mouth, YOUR SHMOOBEING ME!!!!"

by freakydeakygirl May 13, 2010

Global Shlomo

A person or organization who puts global agenda's above one's native national interest, regardless of the consequences.

That actor is a total Global Shlomo.

Our politicians are total global shlomo's.

by Volksgeist July 21, 2018

Shmookalukabob

Used in place of throw up, vomit, barf etc.

I just totally shmookalukabobed all over that dude's Jordans!

by Dr.Pepperqueen December 23, 2008

samomo

a big, tough guy who you don't want to mess with

I called a samomo so he could beat the shit out that motherfucker.

by Carlisle Francis March 30, 2009

Shmooli

A Shmooli is basically a fact machine. They are great spies and chess players. If you think Shmooli is watching you, they probably are and blackout shades are recommended. Shmoolis usually come in shorter lil Huddy form with no muscles and no fat. Shmoolis are typically paranoid but make up for it with their incredible sense of humor. When you're talking to a Shmooli, it's hard not to laugh. Shmoolis are subtle and you might not even realize you are dating one. Shmoolis get along great with grandparents and are very intelligent. unfortunately, the education system of their school is not good enough for them and they struggle with sheer brilliance

"yo that kid is watching me and telling people we're dating"
"maybe get new shades cuz he's definitely a shmooli"

by u_smell_like_kaka May 27, 2020

Shmoogle

The act of becoming so sexually excited that you ejaculate, shit, and piss at the exact same time.

Random Guy1: Dude, did you hear about Jake and Shelly last night?

Random Guy2: Oh yeah man Jake totally shmoogled all over that ass.

Jake: I tried to hold it but... damn has she got away around the bedroom.

by PandaBearPro November 3, 2011

Shmonologist

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.

"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

by NuclearEfficacy May 17, 2010