Bobby shmurda

Hot nigga who been selling crack since the fifth he didn't really give a fuck about how much he made, john john told him how to pack and how to maintain, but he gets the money and spends it on the same thang, shawty love the way that he ballout, he been getting money till he fall out, if you talking cash dawg he goes all out,OH YEAH and if you aint a hoe get out of his traphooouse! follow me on ig @rebid

Bobby Shmurda hit that shmoney.

by flashzey August 26, 2014

Free Bobby Shmurda

After famous musician Bobby Shmurda got arrested, a movement called "Free Bobby Shmurda" arose, in hopes of getting famous musician Bobby Shmurda out of prison. However, it's real intension was just to be a "funny meme". An ASCII Garfield with the text "Free Bobby Shmurda" started to gain popularity:
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User #1: Are you going to do the Free Bobby Shmurda school walkout?
User #2: No, that meme died a while ago.

by car dealership March 4, 2019

shmear

A large spreaded schlop of cream cheese usually schlepped all over a bagel.

Will you stop schlepping that doggone shmear on my toasty bagel.

by SHLOP July 29, 2005

Shemurr

A distorted facial expression and term originating in the parlance of Millennials residing in the Western Hemisphere, north of the equator, to describe a state of confusion, disbelief, or surprise. The term was popularized by a Southeast Asian Entertainer and Youtube sensation, iiSuperwomanii, and her team of superheroes known as Team Super.

Lilly: "My uncle saw me grinding, so I'm gonna say SHEMURR!"

by Jai1ove August 7, 2012

shmeug

to take more than one's share.

While Alfred and Gertrude were sharing a slice of lasagna, Gertrude said, "Don't shmeug me!"

by Andy Malosky/Becca Regalado May 25, 2008

shmer

used when someone doesn't approve of something or someone, or when something is stupid/bad/not good/idiotic

Danny was being shmer today

by princesscami June 19, 2016

Shmurggle

When a man dips his ball into a glass of milk and young lady gently blows bubbles in the milk with straw. See also chocolate shmurggle (chocolate milk), 2% shmurggle, and skim shmurggle.

Tyler told his boys to gather round the kitchen table as Amanda entered and began to shmurggle him right there in front of us.

by Baked ziti May 6, 2018