shmeckle

a very funny looking and/or small penis, a.k.a. Carson Daly

again, Carson Daly

by howareya January 29, 2004

Fecal-Shmeckled

(Verb) When you're doing anal with a girl, and she craps on your cock

Guy #1: What smells?

Guy #2: I tried to buttfuck Sheela, but i went too hard and got fecal-shmeckled

by Mashque September 22, 2010

shmeckle dwarfed

To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.

John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!

by Pickles the mighty February 28, 2008

Shmeele

A very large and round cat.
Normally very annoying and hates to be around strangers and held. WARNING - May be an alien. -lul-

Guy1-Dude your cat is so Shmeele.
Guy2-Yea, I know, I wish she was normal.

by The one and only Shmeele March 13, 2013

Shmeked

A term replaceable for trash talk such as rekt, "destroyed," "fucked", "obliterated", and "annihilated". A cross over of smashed and wrecked or rekt.

Pronounced: Shh-meh-k-ed

You're trash, get shmeked noob!

by Pixelfruit May 11, 2021

Shmegle

Currency I made in school cuz I was bored.

LeBron needs half a shmegle to buy a McWettuce.

by me4president May 13, 2021

ShmeckleHead

Men that dont ever receive head from their significant other

Clinton sure is a real shmeckleHead.

by The Creator is Back September 17, 2021