Schmegele

An overly under-sized penis.

That kid whipped out his schmegele in the locker room, man it was tiny!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Shmegalodon

A shmegalodon is the apex predator of dicks

The most gurthy and largest length penis out there

Yo bro I realized while we were double teaming that chick that you have a massive shmegalodon swimming in your pants!

by The Wavy Ace November 27, 2020

shmegalamunga

Term for an unfamiliar food. Coined by Len Cella in the 1985 cult classic "Moron Movies"

Person 1: "Have some Shmegalamunga!"
Person 2: "How do you spell that? I don't eat nuthin' I can't spell!"

by That Guy September 23, 2004

shmegla

a stupid asian girl with a flat face. Is usually a whore that runs cheap.

guy 1 - i fucked a shmegla for a penny yesterday!
guy 2 - damn those asian whores are always run cheap! They always do a nice job though if yah no what im sayin!
guy 1 - DAMN STRAIGHT! MY dick hurts so bad from that shmegla!

by Jeremy378564845 January 2, 2009

shmeigels

what you claim your new name is when you are in front of a judge in court when he asks you to state your name for the record.

Um.. For the record I would like you to know that I have changed my first middle and last name to shmeigels. I would now like to be referred to as Shmeigels Shmeigels Shmeigels, the Shmeigels amount.

by Mathmagician February 8, 2008

Shmegal

A person who is unwanted or an outcast.

"Look at that shmegal...urgh"

by Kryptonite23 October 17, 2009

Shmeageltron

Shmeageltron is the expression of over excited-ness.

"I am at a shmeageltron level of excitement right now."

by LockShoka Barrel May 7, 2010