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shambles bingo

"Shambles Bingo" is a game played slightly like Jumangi, only replacing Robin Williams with Christian Bale, and the monkeys with drunken randys.

Where one lines up all that they've hooked up with and make an acronym using their first initials. Then a 3rd party observer will assign them a word, phrase, or gibberish. This word, phrase or gibberish will include all the people that they've hooked up with, with some extra letters. The 3rd party observer then will set a deadline. The person must meet the deadline by hooking up with the random letters and completing their bingo card.

A random person (who's name you never quite learn) is considered a blank space, or a blank tile. (like one you'd see in scrabble)

Q's, X's, and J's get extra points.
"PARTY"
P - Patrick
A - Aaron
R - (whichever "R" you can find)
T - Terrence
Y - (whichever "Y" you can find)

"Did you know you only need an "R" and a "Y" to complete your shambles bingo card?!"

"Yeah I know, but I only have a month to complete it by deadline!"
by baishani December 1, 2009
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Shmalex

Getting a BJ in the alley behind a dirty karaoke bar.
Roo: Hey, where's Shax?
Xtina: He ran off with Gertrude and is getting a Shmalex.
Roo: That dirty hooker!
by Peteeeeeeeeeeeeeey April 29, 2009
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shmale

An A-sexual person.
A woman appearing to be a man.
What you call a manly woman.
A woman appearing to be a tranvestite.
A shmale, what else.
Mrs Drabing sure is a "SHMALE" wouldnt you say mike.
OMG Mrs Drabing, ure a "SHMALE".
I was looking for a vagina and found the opposite.
by Aaron Pettey July 24, 2004
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shambles

To be in shambles.
Another way to say drunk or wasted.
"Dude you were crazy last night. You were in shambles."
by baishani December 1, 2009
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Shamble

1. Verb. To take or vandalize something of importance belonging to someone else without their immediate notice.

2. Verb Also. To describe someone's own loss of possessions, due to their obliviousness.

3. Exclamation. To announce someone's dismay due to being shambled.

4. Verb once more. The act of taking the sacred virginity of another.
1. I just shambled your dog.

2. Dude. You just got shambled.

3. (with great emotion) Shambled!

4. "You shambled my sister"
"......"
"......"
"Shambled!"
by Team Johnnycake January 3, 2006
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shamble

the collective noun for a group of zombies
Look out! There's a shamble of zombies headed this way!
by SlickMc December 13, 2011
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Samable

Cats that are so small, they can be fit into lunch boxes. Named after my cat, Sam.

cat
*Kids sitting at lunch*
Kid one: Here's the samable.
Kid Two: Here's the money

or

"Hey guys, look how small my samable is!"
by Zack R May 8, 2007
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