Shiniest meat bicycle

Krieg from borderlands 2 has a really shiny meat bicycle

Krieg: "I have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Random bandit: "screams like a little girl and dies"

by Krieg the psycho August 5, 2018

shitfest

1) An extremely undesirable or unpleasant situation.

2) An occasion or situation where only bad things are expected to happen, or a situation that is expected to become progressively worse.

3) A monumental clusterfuck.

I have to go to the dmv tomorrow... it's gonna be a real shitfest.

by nrs September 5, 2005

Pissy Shitties

The Pissy Shitty, invented and patented in 1893 by M.M. O’Shaughnessy, is a bowl of popcorn that you pour Coca-Cola into. It is typically served in movie theaters across The United States in containers called “Piss Buckets”. Different states have different variations, with Texas using Dr. Pepper instead of the traditional Coca-Cola.

It is also served in some bars as an alcoholic variation (usually with dark liquor and Coca-Cola) called a “Friday Night Free And Easy”.

“Hey dad, can we get Pissy Shitties when we see Fast and Furious 69?”

“Yes, son.”

by Poopy Butty July 3, 2020

shitfest 9000

The term used to describe an extreme cluster fuck of a situation, one that usually involves some sort of miscalculation by the person in charge.

John - "Dude what the fuck happened to all the alcohol? I thought Jerry was bringing it to the party?"

Terance - "Ya well fucking Jerry went to some party on 12th street and now were stuck in shitfest 9000."

by cdub for real January 24, 2011

shittest

When a bitch tries to act like a man and tries to see if he'll do ridiculous things for her or what his boundries are.

Bitch1)Baby will you hold my purse while I go flirt with another man?

Bitch2)Wow, I can't believe that so called man failed your shittest.

by innergameP April 23, 2008

pissy shitties

The act of pouring your extra large beverage of choice at the movie theater into a bucket of popcorn, this resulting in a mushy concoction.

Sarah and I shared pissy shitties with eachother last night.

by GloriousChicken May 4, 2016

schindler's shitlist

The jews that didn't make it on to schindler's list, due to prior 'beef' with Schindler.

Jew#1: did you make it onto schindler's list?

Jew#2: nah, I didn't make it. He's still peeved at me for stealing his yamaka. looks like i'm still on old man schindler's shitlist!

by noparentsnorules January 28, 2010