by Nomad23 December 15, 2021
Get the Shitstorically mug.The act of a company taking over other companies, in order to grow larger. Secrecy about the takeover is implied but is not obvious or compulsory.
( Derived from the powerful Shipstone Corporation, which eventually owned Coca-Cola and 50% of all business on Earth in Robert Heinlien's novel "Friday"
( Derived from the powerful Shipstone Corporation, which eventually owned Coca-Cola and 50% of all business on Earth in Robert Heinlien's novel "Friday"
by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004
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1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.
1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!
2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.
Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.
Person A: Jesus.
by Freissner January 2, 2009
Get the Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm mug.One who takes a dump in the shower, then spends the next several minutes stomping it down the drain with his/her foot. This term is particularly relevant when the shit log squeezes up between the toes during the initial stomps.
by Slubba April 12, 2005
Get the shitstomper mug.When a tornado hits an exposed septic tank and sends all the contents into the air, where it falls down in a rain-like pattern.
Idiot 1: Dude, there is crap all over the place!
Idiot 2: I know man, that tornado went straight for my house's septic tank and produced a shitstorm.
Idiot 1: I can tell you are a fan of corn.
Idiot 2: I know man, that tornado went straight for my house's septic tank and produced a shitstorm.
Idiot 1: I can tell you are a fan of corn.
by CrapMouth123 September 28, 2008
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Person 1: "Do you realize that three of your exes are coming to the party to see you?"
Person 2: "Shitstorm or Foursome"
Person 1: "Get it."
Person 2: "Shitstorm or Foursome"
Person 1: "Get it."
by TheTimothy October 29, 2011
Get the Shitstorm or Foursome mug.When something completely unforeseen goes horribly wrong beyond mortal comprehension in something that should be normal and routine. This is the ultimate form of 'Murphy's Law".
A porn virus was uploaded onto a school server that uses proxies, but the server has no anti-virus, a shitstorm ensued.
by Versedhorison October 25, 2009
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