Nuclear shitstorm

When shit flys all over the walls and you then scream fuck me sideways and slap your thigh

Holy fuck did Sean philips just cream his pants oh fuck it's everywhere it's a nuclear shitstorm

by da_man1154 April 26, 2017

Colossal Shitstorm

A shitstorm of such epically huge proportions that it blocks out the sun and throws the world into a stinky, everlasting night. Metaphorically, of course.

My mom found my Perc 30's. She is sharpening a knife, and my dad is preparing to waterboard me. What a colossal shitstorm I have screwed myself into!

by EDKirk January 20, 2011

Sandusky Shitstorm

When a legendary coach sticks his dick into little boys asses and tells people to move along quickly or nobody gets hurt.

I was recruited by a top national ranked team but gently declined due to the Sandusky Shitstorm.

by Jb23sr July 2, 2016

shitstorm trooper

A boss/assosiate that just won't stop at causing too much stress for his workers/associates. This is basically a tyrant.

That shitstorm trooper needs a reality check or I am gonna clock him. I might just make a smashed watermelon outa his face.

by Deboe July 1, 2006

Egyptian Shitstorm

An advanced sexual prank to perform during ejaculation. To practice this prank, you must pretend to ejaculate into your partners mouth, but right as you climax, turn around and perform the shitstorm onto their face. This is a highly advanced technique in which you need to perfectly time your shitstorm together with the ejaculation.

Girl 1: "How was he in bed girlll?"

Girl 2: "He performed the Egyptian Shitstorm on me..."

Girl 1: "Oh no"

by EgyptianShitstorm February 19, 2021

Shitstorm or Foursome

A game played when you invite three girls / guys that are interested in you to the same event. Make sure that at least one of them is crazy. Get them all to interact, then watch the show.

Person 1: "Do you realize that three of your exes are coming to the party to see you?"

Person 2: "Shitstorm or Foursome"

Person 1: "Get it."

by TheTimothy October 29, 2011

Liberal Shitstorm

A daily occurring event since at least 2015, when Donald Trump ran and won the presidency in 2016.
A minor event that no one should care about but since it offends liberals, it is given major press coverage, you know, the kind of event that no one would have cared about back in the 2000s.

Person 1
Hey, did you know Elon Musk bought Twitter.

Person 2
Guess there is a liberal shitstorm brewing.

Person 3
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it will cause a liberal shitstorm.

by WokeMan91 April 28, 2022