shitstorm

A discussion about something totally pointless and inane that got out of hand and now consists of people fighting over nothing.
Basically like a flamewar, just that the discussion itself, as well as the participants, are so utterly stupid that it's impossible to put into words. Shitstorms like these always tend to be really easy to start, even when you don't want it - just like an avalanche, one false step (or word) can be enough to set free a shitstorm of epic proportions. One easy example for this is the ongoing console-fanyboy war.

Guy1: Well, I really don't like the PS3 so much ..
Guy2: WHAT? YOU DONT LIKE IT? BUT ITS THE BEST CONSOLE IN THE WORLD
Guy3: YEAH IT IS SHUT UP YOU GAY FAGGOT
Guy1: But I just like the 360 better, leave me alone!
Guy4: WHAT? THE 360 IS FOR FAGGOTS, ILL KILL YOU
Guy1: But it's just a conso...
Guy5: YOUR MOM SUCKS DICKS
Guy1: Oh man, what a shitstorm I've started here..

etc. etc.

by Mudkips January 3, 2009

Shitstory

1. An alternate to "history", a recollection or tale of a past occurence that is obviously made-up.

2. A personal bad history.

Anne: She said she hooked up with FIVE different guys last night!
Liz: That's total shitstory. She's not pretty at all.

OR

Anne: You shouldn't go out with him, he has a shitstory to hit it and quit it.

by estarly March 31, 2010

Shitstorically

Based on the shit we have done in the past...here is our opinion.

If you look back shitstorically, its an improvement.

by Nomad23 December 15, 2021

Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm

1. A Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm is similar to that of a conventional shitstorm when a series of unwanted and distasteful events unfolds in a very short proximity of time. The Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm, however, is when this series of typically fucked up events surpasses the point of being classified as a simple shitstorm and it becomes a giant conglomeration of near apocalyptic chaos.

2. A measurement of the force and speed at which faeces exits one's colon. The number of the category may be changed in respect to the aforementioned.

1. Teacher: Good morning class, I know that yesterday I gave you a new project on top of your history project assigned the day before in addition to the intense studying for the Pythagorean Theorem and trigonometrical exam that you have tomorrow, but now I must change the book report's due date to tomorrow as well.

Student: Board up the windows, this is a Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm!

2. Person A: What the hell happened to the toilet bowl? It's all cracked and chipped.

Person B: Category Six Counter-Clockwise Shitstorm.

Person A: Jesus.

by Freissner January 2, 2009

shitstomper

One who takes a dump in the shower, then spends the next several minutes stomping it down the drain with his/her foot. This term is particularly relevant when the shit log squeezes up between the toes during the initial stomps.

The toilet was broken at our hotel so I had to pull a shitstomper.

by Slubba April 12, 2005

shitstorm

When a tornado hits an exposed septic tank and sends all the contents into the air, where it falls down in a rain-like pattern.

Idiot 1: Dude, there is crap all over the place!
Idiot 2: I know man, that tornado went straight for my house's septic tank and produced a shitstorm.
Idiot 1: I can tell you are a fan of corn.

by CrapMouth123 September 28, 2008

Shitstorm or Foursome

A game played when you invite three girls / guys that are interested in you to the same event. Make sure that at least one of them is crazy. Get them all to interact, then watch the show.

Person 1: "Do you realize that three of your exes are coming to the party to see you?"

Person 2: "Shitstorm or Foursome"

Person 1: "Get it."

by TheTimothy October 29, 2011