Usually a phenomenon left to the realm of public bathrooms or workplace bathrooms, literally a smear of shit often occuring in unexpected areas such as the floor or the wall, confusing the succeeders of the incident.
There were fresh shit smears on the wall, which may seem a strange observation to make, but he had only just been in the bathroom an hour earlier when the wall was actually just plain white tile, whereas now it had become newly decorated with what he wanted to believe were just strokes of brown paint, but he knew in his heart it was something much more human in origin.
by Eponymous Bosch November 12, 2004
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It’s quite similar to shitposting. It’s to search up random queries on Google, Yahoo, Bing, etc. with no intent of a pattern. Usually done to protect one’s real search history by filling it with nonsense to divert a reader’s eyes from the true history.
Friend: Why have you searched up “Where do Elephants live?”, “What color is Helium?”, and “10 richest people” all within 30 seconds?
Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.
Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?
Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.
Me: To prevent people like you from trying to look at my history.
Friend: Why don’t you just delete your history?
Me: That makes people suspicious, so I just go shitsearching for a few minutes.
by Definitely Not A Lemon May 26, 2020
Get the Shitsearching mug.A form of dramatic acting with literary earnestness and dramatic, unusual pauses (especially within phrases), as demonstrated by classically-trained William Shatner of STAR TREK and T. J. Hooker fame.
The actor in tonight's episode of ___________ probably thought he was brilliant, but will all those odd gestures and weird pauses, it was pure Shatspeare. Shatner Shakespeare Star Trek Denny Crane T.J. Hooker
by Andy Establishment July 21, 2015
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by Shitbearphobia1111 October 3, 2021
Get the Shitbearphobia mug.That one mother fucker who is never around and always stirs up shit and creates pointless beef between people who don't even know each other or are mates. They do this in hope to receive attention as their parents don't love them. (Also claps after plane lands or a movie ends).
Examples: saying someone is talking shit, making up rumours about who got head from who, someone is fucking someone else, etc.
In general being an absolute fuckhead who's opinion has zero value and has no mates.
Also know as a shit stirrer as they stir up shit and create unwanted and unnecessary beef.
Examples: saying someone is talking shit, making up rumours about who got head from who, someone is fucking someone else, etc.
In general being an absolute fuckhead who's opinion has zero value and has no mates.
Also know as a shit stirrer as they stir up shit and create unwanted and unnecessary beef.
(Person 1 ) The Shitster: "Yo Bazza is talking shit about your cut, bro. " *Lying wanting Person 2 and Bazza to have beef or fight*
Person 2: "Oh yeah he wants some?" *Thinks person 1 is telling the truth*
Person 3: "Nah, 'Shitster' is just making shit up." *Sorting out the bullshittery of the shitster*
Person 2: "Oh yeah he wants some?" *Thinks person 1 is telling the truth*
Person 3: "Nah, 'Shitster' is just making shit up." *Sorting out the bullshittery of the shitster*
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