shit picker

someone who picks shit out of their butt.

"did you see how little billy was scratching his butt crack?" "yeah, he's a little shit picker."

by Bob May 13, 2005

shitcocker

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.

Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.

by farfellseed May 22, 2006

shitfucker

a person who makes up something, or tells a lie, and consistently defends it, with total confedence that they are right...basically, they make some shit up and fuck it to the end til you finally quit arguing with them and punch them in the damn face.

Quit trying to defend your fucking bull, shitfucker!

by franky_madman November 8, 2005

shitkicker

n.,pl., boots that are similar to ones that a person would wear if they were working and at risk of stepping in manure, but are fancy or new and are worn for fashion

All right Ellie-Mae I'll go line dancing with you, just hold on while I put on my shitkickers!

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004

shitpiggery

The act of bringing home a shit pig from a bar, restaurant, Chuck-a-palooza or a highway gas station with the intent of fornicating with the beast. Sometimes this crime against humanity can turn into a long-term shitpig-o-rama lasting for weeks.

Holy shit, if Jack does not man down on this shitpiggery he will have to burn his bed sheets.

by anthony February 19, 2005

shitkickers

A pair of cowboy boots.

John bought himself a new pair of shitkickers at the western wear store.

by You Can't Kill the Metal June 1, 2006

shitfucker

a person who fuck's shit

you little shitfucker.

by occasum February 18, 2009