Shitory

1. A story that stinks and is not worth listening.
2. A story about someone's shit, literal or figurative.

shit + story = shitory

John: So, I was on the bus today and guess what happened?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Mark: Guess what I saw in my shit today?
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

Louis: She's going through a tough phase with Jack.
Dave: Oh please! Not another shitory.

by DenOfDEVil November 18, 2018

Shitoris

The small but funky pleasure gland in a gentleman’s shit cavern

“Last night was so good,she even used her fingers to stimulate my shitoris”

by joey boy 1989 May 21, 2019

Shitory

The history of pooping and other pooping activities

My huge dump I took today will go down in SHITORY

by Shitstorian July 25, 2019

Shitocracy

Shitocracy is the type of rule created by the US in Iraq after the invasion and occupation of 2003. It is a theocracy marked by the rule of the turban and sectarian militias, which created the kind of chaos in the world history. What's funny is the fact that the US still supports it shitocracy in occupied Iraq.

You as a human being cannot live under a shitocracy like the one installed by the US in occupied Iraq.

by Shitocracy August 18, 2022

shitmir

A dude’s nickname that also means smear of poop

Hey shitmir how you doing u poopin again

by Leroy the Wolf October 11, 2022

Shitfire

1) A derogatory term used to refer to the Crossfire Injection system, used by General Motors between 1981 and 1984. It was replaced by TPI in 1985. Crossfire Injection had a reputation for being unreliable. Also see Ceasefire.

My shitfire Corvette doesn't run.

by Fluffy the Friendly Aryan June 5, 2004

shitbird

n. An undesirable renter, who flies in, shits all over everything, and flies out, leaving the owner and neighbors to clean up their mess.

Those shitbirds have trashed the rental property next door. I hope they move out soon and take their POS trucks and mangy dogs with them.

by superlazy_ February 12, 2010