Shitfucked

When you get mutually get shit faced with the intention to fuck

“Zach, would you like to get shitfucked tonight?” .

*nods* “I’d love to get shitfucked Mileena”.

Alternatively

“Shitfucked?
“Shitfucked!”

by Gasstationpussy November 19, 2021

Shitkicker

A word used to describe someone who wears heavy Cowboy type boots. Also used to describe someone from the south who talks with a Twang in their voice.

(1)Look at the shitkickers that ol' boy has on.

(2)Devin: Hey Paul. I'll bet you $10, That guy driving that jacked up Ford 4x4 extended cab with the 40 inch mudboggers is a shitkicker.

Paul: You're not taking my money THAT easy Dev! The truck is covered in mud,Has Git-R-Done! wrote beneath the gun rack and a set of bumper nuts hanging from the trailer hitch. Of course he's a shitkicker!

by Troublesome '96 February 22, 2008

shitkicker

1. a graduate of an agricultural school
2. having the attitude of a graduate of an agricultural school

Oklahoma State's shitkicker alums care more about OU getting beat than they do about their own team winning (feel free to replace with Texas A&M-UT respectively).

by izzythedog January 10, 2007

Shitkicker

One who tends to kick shit.

Luanne was just coming through the front door, and she shouted at me that I was a shitkicker, and she was right as I was in fact transporting a turd across the living room with my foot.

by Zhirgenhoff December 27, 2007

Shit-kicked

The mental state where you are hilariously drunk. Probably blacked out drunk. You also might get the shit kicked out of you as a result. See also shit-housed, fucked up, shit-faced, hammered, wasted, trashed, and krunk.

Guy #1: Dude, you were shit-kicked last night!
Chuck Norris: I don't remember a thing, what did I do?
Guy #1: You went to a frat party... roundhouse kicked every popped collar in sight, drank three of their kegs and shit on the floor.
*Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Guy #1 in the face*

by Mike Fellatio November 21, 2005

Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

shitlicker

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.

"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)

by james November 15, 2003