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shit hawk

a stupid, dumbass, fucking bird, that likes 2 shit everywhere. also known as, a seagull.
*that damn shit hawk!! crapped all over the new truck!!!
*im gunna kill that shithawk!!
*mommy! mommy!! the shithawk bit me!!
by me November 19, 2003
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Shitehawk

A common expression in Ireland meaning the poorest of the poor - a person whose trade is selling cow-dung as a manure.
In Cork the inhabitants of the poorer districts were defined as 'shitehawks who came in from beyond the lights years ago with muck between their toes and nothing between their ears'; 'Beyond the lights' meaning outside the city limits or the area covered by street lighting. Manure selling was actually a trade in Cork. People took handcarts into the countryside, collected cowdung and hawked it to gardeners as a cheap fertiliser.

If you value your life never refer to an Irish person as a 'shitehawk'. He or she may be quite offended.
by D Sheehan July 18, 2008
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Shitehawk

A purveyor of shite.

From Hawk: To aggressively sell.
Tell those shitehawks I'm not buying whatever it is they're selling.
by Squealpiggy September 28, 2005
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Shitehawk

A seagull - if you live in a seaside town you'll know that to go outside you'll need to carry an umbrella with you to stop yourself being covered in bird droppings.
God, thats the third time those shitehawks have got me this week. Another trip to the dry cleaners...
by Pete September 30, 2004
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Bombay Shitehawk

Imaginary bird used to compare to someone who when eating chicken from the bone strips it right down picking every little last bit of meat off.
Mom: "Damn Jack you sure were hungry. A bombay shitehawk would leave more!"
Jack: "Got any more?"
by John Lennob November 19, 2006
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shit hawk

a seagull, so named because they are everywhere, crapping on your car and occasionally your person
"Keep your fly done up or a shit hawk will get you!!!" said Mom, as she lay on her deathbed dying of testicular cancer.
by ArmyDave October 25, 2006
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shitehawk

someone who goes around trying to rip people off for goods, often door to door sales.
"Fuck off you shithawk, I don't want any of that shite your selling
by dave h April 23, 2003
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