Shitlifting

When you work in retail and you're fed up with shoplifters being dicks, so you say it as it is.

"We've had someone shitlifting again. It's the same guy as Sunday."

by drp-97 October 13, 2021

shitliberal

The only kind of liberal you know.

Every liberal I know is a shitliberal. This gave me pause. I became pensive. It was late October and normally a pensive time for me anyways, but this was different. After a moment I realized "shit" in this case isn't an adjective. "Shitliberal" is a noun. This seemed profound to me as i wondered if there could be a nice-shitliberal, kind-shitliberal, intelligent-shitliberal, etc..

by Jimmychip November 7, 2021

Shitlifted

The act of taking a shit and not putting it back (shitlifted) would be a Class D misdemeanor- stealing under $150

If you take a shit and don’t put it back, you have shitlifted. If you were to put it back, then that would be considered browsing. Good luck putting it back if you have loose stools.

by Phorrist Dumbp August 27, 2022

Shitellite

A piece of shit sent into orbit.
Often mistaken for space junk.

NASA: The ISS got hit by a piece of space junk.
Me: No, that’s just a shitellite.

by gregben September 18, 2023

Honda shitline

A underappreciated Truck that everyone talks trash about because it not really not a truck it's just a weird ass four wheeler that has a built in beer cooler in the truck bed and drives smoother than your Toyota Prius

Look at Jerry in his Honda shitline you know he's gotta have at least 12 cases in the trunk

by Jefg8r April 17, 2022

Thursday Night Shitefest

The weekly wankathon held in the Unkited Kingdom during the 2020 coronavirus lockdown, to prove which neighbours can caress their own egoes the most vigorously.

Emma didn't take part in the Thursday Night Shitefest because her neighbours made showing support for key workers into a battle between themselves.

by Brucie's Bonus Package May 24, 2020