shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

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shitcork

The plug of solid excrement that is released prior to a bout of horrendous diarrhea, whose sole purpose is seemingly to hold in the liquid feces.

The shitcork is in the toilet,

by Shit Brick July 2, 2003

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shirtcocking

verb: meaning to wear only a shirt and no pants or underwear, hence just a shirt and cock. However, can also be applied to girls. May have first been created at Burning Man.

I only saw his little pale butt as he was shirtcocking when he chased my cat Snickers out of the room.

by Bloodrunna August 3, 2010

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shitcocked

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

by chupacabra February 14, 2005

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shit-cock wasted

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.

"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

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