shitass

a horrible situation or character who has enetered itself into a position beyond the realm of savior, a soul or event who is lost to fecal decay

Oh shitass, my sailboat got hit by a big goddam lightning bolt and my wife and erector set are stuck inside.

by Alex February 19, 2003

hey shitass

“hey shitass, wanna see me ” is a meme where someone tries to speed run but when they do the person named shitass already reached that way before him.

“hey shitass, wanna see me speedrun”
“wait how did you get here”

by MLGYolofade October 26, 2020

shit assed

By drinking many YooHoo's you feel the need that you have diarrhea. Like shit faced, but with YooHoo's instead.

My friends and I decided to get shit assed last night. I had diarrhea all night and the next day.

by DH&MW November 6, 2007

Shitass

A well-known popular Minecraft pro that rose to fame in October 2020. He's often found destroying sweaty Minecraft speedrunners with terrible mics. He's often asked by them if he wants to see them perform a speedrun or some other type of challenge, just for Shitass to do the same thing, but way better.

Dream: HEY, SHITASS!!! WANNA WATCH ME SPEEDRUN?!?!
Dream : *Runs all over the map while breathing heavily into the mic & beating on his keyboard*
Shitass: *Defeats the Ender Dragon before Dream even enters the End*

by BallistaTheDeer October 24, 2020

Shitass

God of Minecraft

Guy 1: Technoblade is the god of Minecraft
Guy 2: Noooo screw you!!!! Dream is Minecraft god
Intellectual: Bruh, its shitass
*Guy 1 and 2 proceed to cry*

by Peepeepoopoo from urbdic February 12, 2021

Hey Shitass

HEY SHITASS I'M AM SICK OF SEEING YOU IN MY RECOMMENDED MATE, THE MEME IS DEAD, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN *Cocks gun* GIMME ALL YOUR LOOT *Gunshot* COME ONNNN *Shoots Shitass* YEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH WOOOO OH MY GOD, GOLD INGOTS, DIAMOND GEAR, A GOLD PLAY BUTTON, AND A... AN UNO REVERSE CARD? SHITASS YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY- SHITASS MATE, STEP OUT OF THE KV-1 SOVIET TANK, I WAS ONLY JOKING, I WAS ONLY JO- *Dies*

Hey shitass wanna see me speedrun?
*Heavy earrape mic breathing and heavy mouse tap noises*

by I'll see you in 2031 November 19, 2020

Shiwasted

A combination of the word shit faced and wasted.

"Dude lets get shiwasted tonight!"

by Lazzzzzer January 16, 2009