shithook

Safety Bob's bent arm

Safety Bob can hold a pot of soup with his shithook.

by Dan O'tool April 7, 2007

SHITHOOK

A crowbar-like device used to open sewer manhole covers.

"The lift station nearby is overflowing. Grab the shithook so we can open this manhole and see if there's a blockage."

by Garconinock April 20, 2023

Shithook

One who craps in their pants and gets hosed off in the back yard by their father

Jason is a shithook.

by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025

Shithook

A name coined by a deeply disappointed father after realizing his middle child has again sat and played video games and Turtle-headed his white underwear.

Said father pulls his middle child care to the backyard and hoses his bare bottom with the dad coining the phrase “I’m not raisin’ no shithook” as the older child watches from inside at the spectacle before them.

That boy Jason is a shithook, he’s been on the computer all day again.

by Backyard Spectacular June 11, 2025