shit on my cheese 

When someone shits on some cheese which belongs to me they 'shit on my cheese'. I dont know, kids these days...

Hey Ursula, come over here and shit on my cheese.

shit on my cheese by Sam March 16, 2005

Shit on my otter 

The act of one person intentionally deriding or denigrating another person’s cherished thought, item, or belief.

I told my friend about an idea for a fun trip, and all they did was shit on my otter.

Shit on my otter by SuchaShit September 18, 2019

Shit on my ass 

An act or action that causes you to feel the way you would at that moment to have shit on your ass.

"Shit on my ass" This job sucks
Oh "Shit on my ass" this is fucking retarded

Shit on my ass by Jim Von Hagen June 9, 2008

shit on my dick 

Prison slang referring to anal sex.

"Shit on my dick or blood on my blade." In the film "Cruising".

shit on my dick by raydio April 4, 2006

shit on my dick and call me mason 

used when surprised by what a gay person says.

shane: my boyfriend and i had great anal last night.
brittany: shit on my dick and call me mason! thts is discusting!

shit on my dick and call me mason by britt69chels August 23, 2011

shit on my dick 

Phrase for showing dissappointment or anger toward a situation, simliar to "fuck me susan".

Max: Hurry up i gotta be at work in 5 minutes.
Dan: Fuck, im out of gas.
Max: Shit on my dick!

shit on my dick by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008

Shit On My Dick 

An alternate name for the popular dice game of Yahtzee.

Used to substitute the game name and the combination of five of the same number when the dice are rolled.

Note: Yahtzee may also be alternately named "Bukkake."

"Hey guys, you wanna play a round of 'Shit On My Dick?'"

Player 1: *rolls five 3's*

Everyone (in unison): "SHIT ON MY DICK!!!!!"

Shit On My Dick by Gatsby UNH June 6, 2011