Shittocks 

It is like bollocks which means balls. Instead it is sitttocks which meansshits.

I dropped my spoon, Shittocks!

Shittocks by Sexy Polar Ice November 9, 2011

shitlock 

To interrupt a persons big occasion in a very rude manner.

I was taking a very big dump when Kanye shitlocked me.

shitlock by LackofJack April 25, 2015

shercock holmes

Sherlock holmes on aids and marijuana

Detective shercock holmes

shercock holmes by Coppsaregay June 23, 2019

shitcock 

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

shitcock by matt November 13, 2003

shitcock 

A cross between an Asshole and a Cock. Or the resultant offspring of an asshole and a cock. Not nesasarily denoting sexual behaiviors resultant in fecal matter being present on ones schlong but relating to their behaiviors or mannerisoms.

tony blair is a shitcock

shitcock by N.Magic May 7, 2005

shitcockle

There are two main reasons for the word shitcockle:

1.When you say something to someone without realising and then thinking "OMG WHY DID I SAY THAT?!"

2.When something really bad but funny happens.

Boy: "Hey you see those girls, Charlotte and Sasha?"

Boy2: "Yeah they are really hot!"

Boy: "What?!"

Boy2: "Oh shitcockle!"

shitcockle by charlasha December 29, 2009

shitcockmotherfucker 

The name of my cat!

Here shitcockmotherfucker
here shitcockmotherfucker come inside shitcockmotherfucker

shitcockmotherfucker by logan December 21, 2003