Creepy Shirley

1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.

I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."

by GregCardinals October 30, 2007

Bedraggled Shirker

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.

Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.

by Battered worker November 22, 2017

mr sharkey

The wisest history teacher in all of Drogheda, leader of Sharkeys Army, expert on the Ulster Plantations. Loves eating chalk

Oh yes I've got Mr Sharkey for history, let's gooo

by 2167 September 20, 2020

oasis academy shirley park

A school full of fake bitches, wanna be roadmen

And neeks theirs a very thew real people and year 10 and 11 are the best year everyone bellow are all of the above

Oasis academy Shirley park

by The annoyance January 11, 2020

Pass the Shirley Temple

A phrase that is used inplace of asking permission to perform a handjob on a person.

Would you pass the Shirley Temple?

by Face Stabber March 9, 2005

Dirty Shirley

The adult version of the kid’s drink, shirley temple. Just add grenadine to 7-Up and then make it “dirty” by adding vodka. It’s especially good with raspberry flavoured vodka!

Hmm, i think my dirty shirley would taste better with a bit more grenadine.

by PacifiCait January 7, 2008

shirker

A shirker someone who avoids something, especially work:

We have no room for shirkers in this office.

by Darius March 30, 2003