simage

An unknown type of leakage or oozing, emitted from the human body coming unannounced, from any orifice.

“Hey guy's, I gotta skedaddle, my simage is really acting up today, we’ll play pickleball next weekend!”

“Hey honey can you grab more wet wipes, my simage won’t stop…”

by Dr. Simage May 6, 2024

shimagoon

somebody who found Shima from Planet Dolan extremely hot as a child, and still does.

Guy 1: "bro i'm such a shimagoon"
Guy 2: "fucking furry"

by Aidenmash July 14, 2025

Slimage

To be slimed, a.k.a. to be Killed or Wounded in gun violence.

(Pronounced 'Slime-ege')

toby- "I lost my nephew to Slimage in Florida... Its a real problem nowadays."

by Mochaalpaca3296 October 28, 2025

finn o shmagen

you will probably never see this but if you do youll know its me who wrote it straight away i can imagine lol unless this is really far into the future when you see it which would be cool anyways i really enjoyed all the good times we had i wish there was more of them or they couldve lasted a few more years i know i was quite a bad girlfriend but i promise i really did try i just think i couldnt get past the idea that you loved someone else and tried to replace me it crushed my soul like nothing ive ever felt before and you cant really swim in the same river twice yanno? i hope whatever you are doing now you are happy and i hope i am happy too

finn o shmagen is a cool dude

by pickle01010 May 3, 2024