shirtwave

A multiband radio that's small enough to be carried in a shirt pocket.

This shirtwave is unbelievable! I just picked up RTVT from Tunisia with the whip antenna HALFWAY up!

by pentozali March 19, 2009

Paragon shift

A state of extreme perception, reflexes and dexterity. When one triggers or experiences a paragon shift, he or she knows exactly what to do, when to do it, and how to do it. He or she reaches the pinnacle of awesomeness and is, essentially, becomes awesome in every way. Anyone can trigger or experience the paragon shift in any situation. From a Navy SEAL who took out 5 commies with only his bare hands, to that guy sitting on his couch who just went 42-0 with only his XM8 Prototype in Battlefield Bad Company 2.

Matthew: Dude you literally juked their whole team and scored a touchdown.
John: What can I say, I had a paragon shift.

by The Inexistent May 2, 2011

Shift into Turbo!

The official morphing call of the Turbo Rangers in Power Rangers Turbo. Followed by each Ranger calling out his or her own Ranger designation.

"Mountain Blaster Turbo Power!"- Justin Stewart
"Desert Thunder Turbo Power!"- Adam Park
"Dune Star Turbo Power!"- Tanya Sloan
"Wind Chaser Turbo Power!- Katherine Hillard
"Red Lightning Turbo Power!- Tommy Oliver

Power Rangers
It's morphin time!
Shift into Turbo!

by David Pro July 15, 2009

shitweazel

1)A shady or duplicitous person. A confidence trickster or scammer. A member of a group liable to defraud others - for instance, solicitor, estate agent, bank manager etc.
2)Someone who seems to thrive in an unpleasant environment and always seems to be at the heart of any problems being created.
3)Some it is difficult to prove guilty of fraudulent, unsavoury or similar acts.
Imagine a pile of excrement, with a slippery weazel popping up, looking left and right while standing up with the excrement on this head, like a proud hat, and then disappearing down again.

"I had a call from Natwest again. They are trying to sell me PPI but its clear I'll never be able to make a claim. They never get done for fraud. They are such shitweazels".

by EmeritusProfessorofShite July 2, 2020

Shiftposting

To post memes / shitpost while you are at work

Can be written as Shi(f)tposting

Person 1: What were you doing during your shift?
Person 2: Nothing much, just some shiftposting.
Person 1: It seems you have nothing to do.
Person 2: Yeah
Person 2: *proceeds to shiftpost once again*

by Gottchabeach May 22, 2023

control shift n

Control Shif N: Masturbation

Back story: In google chrome this is the short cut for incognito mode, a mode that doesn't track history. it can be used to hide porn in your browsing history.

person 1:wow Caleb has been gone a while
person 2: he might be control shift n ing

by sigma February 26, 2013

Shifty

In hiphop, a skinny handsome man with an extra long dick.

Jim's so well liked by the ladies, cause he's a shifty. Fatty not so well.

by Cattlerider January 15, 2017