Eh Shit Eh Shit

When a mildly autistic person tries to drive this is what they say

*Autistic driver swerving out of control*
Autistic Driver: “Eh shit eh shit”

by Tommy Ice September 23, 2020

Shit-n-Shit

Usage of "Shit-n-Shit" is similar to that of the word N shit. It is just another way to end a conversation; however, using this word it is a lot funnier, plus it implies more than just N shit. (Twice as much).

Also "Shit-n-Shit" can be used to describe: items, activities, or just about anything you can use the word shit for.

Guy 1: Hey are you busy?

Guy 2: Yeah I got a lot of stuff to do.

Guy 1: Alright, have fun with that Shit-n-shit.

Guy 1: I feel like the mafia!

Guy 2: The mafia does do Shit-n-Shit like this so it is understandable.

by AGun June 19, 2010

piece of shit scared shitless

Josh Hawley

Man, did you see Josh Hawley run? Talk about a piece of shit scared shitless!

by Big D- July 22, 2022

shit talking shit

poop trash-talking other poop

"You are one stinky shit."
"You stink way more than I do."

"Your mama doesn't even stink this bad." "Your mama does."

(shit talking shit)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 12, 2013

shit shirt

when you're taking a shit and when you go to wipe you mistakenly grab the tail of your shirt with the toilet paper. if you're using the cheap rough toilet paper you might notice the texture difference right away and avoid getting a shit shirt paper. however if you're using the soft fluffy tp it is quite difficult to distinguish the two and when you go to drop the tp in the toilet you will notice it was you shirt you used and not the tp.

guy 1: what happened to your shirt?

guy 2: i had to take it off bcuz it's a shit shirt now. can't go around wearin a shit shirt and smellin like shit u know...

by AL-B in the 313 March 10, 2007

if shit could shit

Far beyond merely terrible. The worst of the worst.

"Have you seen Marlon Wayans' new stand up on Netflix?" "No, how is it?" "If shit could shit."

by notriskteen March 6, 2018

SHIT IN SHIT

The bacteria in SHIT that is living MAKES NEW SHIT.

To defecate again on top of previous SHIT.

Super adulterated SHIT as to be FATAL if ingested.

A factor number that every SHITEATER can find useful.

Those SHITEATERS get a double bonus not only are they EATING SHIT ITSDLF they also get to EAT THE NEW SHIT MADE by the living BACTERIA and other live micoorganisms as they have SHIT IN SHIT.

Well a clogged toilet is given to SHIT IN SHIT quite often.

The risk of being a SHITEATER is the SHIT IN SHIT possibility of extreme caustic bacteria or viruses.

The SHIT IN SHIT factor can ease our SHITEATING MIND as far as random uncertainty goes.

by ELITE INSERT April 17, 2021