I/O shield blood sacrifice

A term used when building a computer, specifically when Installing the I/O shield, and cutting yourself, as they are notorious for being sharp.

Ex. of the "I/O shield blood sacrifice"

Man: I was about to throw the whole tower against the wall! I felt like such an idiot. The IO shield is evil and requires a blood sacrifice!

Friend: It really is. I did a case transplant on Friday and it took blood even just for being moved from one case to another.

by TheNightAngel June 5, 2013

Shields Shuffle

The art of switching urinals mid flow. Applying a stop/start system.

Origins;
Thee Ryan Shields made an emergency urinal shuffle owing to the danger of an over flow.

Location of origin; Harvester bar and restaurant, Queensway , Lytham St. Anne's-on-the-Sea.

Current record - 16 shuffles

"Guys I just did my first Shields Shuffle".

*Everyone claps, cheers or sheds a tear.
Some start to hit themselves with inflatable hammers.*

by The Chaps March 20, 2014

Reverse 2 shield flex

Winning a game in Pokemon Go's GBL (Go Battle League) with the opponent having 2 shields remaining. You must also have used at least one of your shields.

Pokémon GO Addict: I love playing in the 1800 ELO range! Sometimes my opponents don't know what they're doing and end up reverse 2 shield flexing! It's happened 5 times today!

by MathWizard534 June 18, 2022

shined on

To be deliberately ignored. Actually, worse than being ignored. Your presence not even being acknowledged. Someone talking to others around you, and passing you up like your invisible. Seeing you at a store or on the street and passing you by without saying hello.

Me: Hey Joe! What's up.

Joe: What's up! Steven is here with me!
Me: Who? (totally ignoring Steven.)
Steven: Hey, Joe... That fool totally just Shined on!

by becks8806 July 24, 2014

Skeet Shields

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.

Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.

by NoleRalph October 25, 2008

Shindook

To embace ones shin on to or in to an object creating a "dook" noise or sound.

man two: dave "ShinDooked" his shin on that table,

man one: man thats one crazy "shindook"

by sleeepsta August 11, 2009

Bumping Shields

The awkward moment when you're double teaming a girl and the guys balls bump into each other.

Two guys nuts touched each other while double teaming a girl but they weren't quite sure if it was bumping shields.

by Mayur February 3, 2013