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swaffling

The act of slapping something with a semi-erect penis. It's derived from the Dutch verb "swaffelen".

In 2008 it won the title "Dutch word of the year" in a yearly held competion where the Dutch speaking public can vote online which new word, that originated in that year, they liked the most.
It had gotten a lot of media attention because a Dutch student "swaffled" the Taj Mahal on a school trip; and got expelled from his school for that action.

Recently Brittish carshow host Jeremy Clarkson mentioned it in a talkshow (BBC Qi), where he gave the definition: "To bang your penis against the Taj Mahal".

He also mentioned the word on the fifth episode of the new carshow "The Grand Tour" which was hosted from a tent in Rotterdam (the Netherlands).
The Dutch boy that boasted about swaffling the Taj Mahal on his school trip got expelled from his school.
by Kjanneke December 18, 2016
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Shuffling

A recent alleged dance craze involving young people, especially young men.
Consisting of a large amount of jittering about, coupled with 1980's dance moves, such as the robot and Moonwalk.
Most look like they are have an epileptic fit yet remaining standing.
Look at my cool shuffling...
Where are your cards?
by ozcybergod August 23, 2010
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sheffing

hating on everything for no particular reason other than the fact that the world is not fair
Damn, dude, stop sheffing over all the stats homework
by lolololol4321zzzz March 31, 2009
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titty shuffling bitch

A woman who shakes or fondles her breasts in an attempt to attract a man.
This titty shuffling bitch behind me is shaking her shit at me trying to jock.
by Nutts1488 January 4, 2014
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three step shuffling

The three step shuffle: Taking one step forward, and two steps back. A metaphor for when using a pleasure releasing neurotoxic psychoactive (drug ex: meth, coke, ecstasy) that ultimately causes damage to the pleasure receptors and ability to produce pleasure naturally. The user takes a deceptive and temporary shortcut to induce pleasure and highten senses, only to feel and function worse (longterm) then they did before taking the drug. 1 step forward, 2 steps back... The three step shuffle.
" If you keep three step shuffling like this, Your going to fade away before you know it".
by David Erwin September 12, 2011
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Shiffing

Shiffing is a Fantasy Football term for ripping off your friends by trading several inferior players for fewer high quality players. this includes harrassment through posting comments and text messages, and dealing this with people who obviously have no clue what they are doing. Then talking smack and being a jerk after the trade by verbally berating and being a bitch about it to the person he ripped off. It also includes the OCD technique of bombarding everyone with random horrible trade offers
Man, all that Shiffing before that trade must have made you crazy!, and he's been Shiffing me too, but I cant stand dealing with all that crap. Its ruined all the fun in our league!
by sarjas November 6, 2011
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Hard Shelling

Rick: dude Jenny is totally going around hard shelling everyone
by cvcoleman September 14, 2010
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