Shaving

The process of dragging a sharp metal blade across the face or legs to raise unwanted hair cells from the surface of the body and slice them off, often causing blood loss, pain and the possible need for small pieces of toilet paper to be attached to the face.

Shaving is carried out as a matter of comfort (men) or to conform to societies rules of attractiveness (women).

She slid the razor up her legs in the bath.

by Mark Randall November 23, 2004

Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

Carpet Shaving

The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.

Important Note: Shag carpet only!

Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.

by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009

Daylight savings time

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)

"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"

by Dolfo 8 March 7, 2009

Gay light savings time

The amount of time that should be taken into account for a homosexual male to be fashionably late, generaly about fifteen minutes.

Of course no ones here yet, you have to remember gay light savings time.

by ryguy142 January 9, 2009

Shaving Foams

Shaving Foam when it is spread all over your body/face...
Normally used after saying HA-HA!

Ha-Ha!
I Am Using the Shaving Foams!

by Notsonewfag June 8, 2010

Jay Light Savings Time

Updating clocks 30 minutes to circumvent the whole DST farce.

Why dont we just change clocks 30 minutes right now, and get it over with. No more spring forward, fall back, spring back, fall forward, whatever. Just plain ole JST ... Jay Light Savings Time

by polarbigi March 14, 2007