Shatner

A euphimism for the "s" word (shit)

The locker room hasn't been cleaned for so long, it smells like shatner!

by TROGDOR! April 9, 2003

Shatner

To take a crap. Like Williams career in the crapper.

I gotta take a fat Shatner!

by AzNtrash August 10, 2009

Shatner

A hypothetical deity or saint responsible for interpolating lesbian love scenes into art, foreign, and / or independent film. Usually Shatner is invoked by male spectators during a long, boring spell in a film featuring beautiful women.

Our prayers to Shatner were all for naught , for though it was intimated several times, Liv and Bibbi never got it on in Persona.

by condour August 5, 2003

Shatner

Verb: The act of sticking one's --preferably large-- ass in the face of another.

I was totally shatnered this morning when the woman in front of me bent over to pick up her wallet.

by Natasha July 16, 2003

Shatner

1.A person who overacts. 2.A person that pulls off lame stunts for attention. 3.A state of being like a washed out celebrity who never goes away. 4.A state of being a really shitty personality from Canada. 5.One who takes a shat near things.

"Look at that asshat over there. What a Shatner!"

"That man shat ne'r that tree off yonder."

by yukoncornelius April 8, 2003

shatner

noun - slang, related to verb shat. Used to refer to an act of shatting.

Josh: Did you hear that Dean sharted while taking a leak at the urinal?

Chris: Really? I can't believe he pulled a shatner.

by CMoebius March 13, 2009

shatnered

shit yourself while farting

dude just shatnered! damn he needs to change his boxers!

by william shatnered January 3, 2011