ryan has a shriveled dick
by rajiv May 13, 2005
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Joe's penis was all shriveled up like a raisin from the cold but when he got into the hot tub just the opposite happened.
by jimmybomm December 3, 2020
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Shrivels (shrëv-ELS)
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
When a woman is good looking, so she turns you on, but then she opens her mouth, and she’s so offensive, it makes your dick shrivel.
For example:
One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?
Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.
One - damn yo.
One: did you see that hot ass bitch back there?
Two - yeah, I know her from back in the day. She’s hot til she opens her mouth, then she gives me the shrivels.
One - damn yo.
by Ken1plus2 September 28, 2018
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by The Weirdman February 1, 2004
Get the shrivelskin mug.Shariel is a very energetic person. he is tall and strong. he is amazing at a sport that isn’t even his favorite sport. He is the type of person to bang your mom, and doesn’t think before he acts. He is very scary and he has a girlfriend that he has sexual inter course in public with. He will soon be disowned by his parents due to a stupid decision. Shariel never listens to anyone and does whatever he thinks is best.
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