When someone, especially a female celebrity, has noticeably uneven facial features like actress/bad girl Shannen Doherty, i.e., one eye or ear higher than the other, a crooked nose, jawline and/or teeth, misshapen head. Other famous women with this affliction include Mimi Rogers, Ellen Barkin, Lauren Hutton and Beverly Johnson. Those inflicted with SDF are not necessarily ugly, it's just that you can't stop looking at their weird, sometimes misshapen features.
Tarik: Man, Heather is one fine-ass white girl
DeShaun: Yeah, but look how her left eye is two inches higher than her right. My girl got some serious Shannen Doherty Face.
Tarik: She could still suck my dick, tho
DeShaun: Word.
DeShaun: Yeah, but look how her left eye is two inches higher than her right. My girl got some serious Shannen Doherty Face.
Tarik: She could still suck my dick, tho
DeShaun: Word.
by Philly Lovah In Da Houz October 27, 2009
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This homework assignment is so shazen!
by LGraphics December 13, 2017
Get the Shazen mug.(usually) a blonde female with irish parents and a bad bitch attitude, gets attention from anywhere cuz she is nice
she isn't fake like most people except when you are annoying, seen as the regina george but then minus the mean part
likes to hang out bad people to influence them to be GOOD cuz she a bad bitch to rule dat world
falls for ginger guys easily, cuz they have no soul
she isn't fake like most people except when you are annoying, seen as the regina george but then minus the mean part
likes to hang out bad people to influence them to be GOOD cuz she a bad bitch to rule dat world
falls for ginger guys easily, cuz they have no soul
by Mathias Boi November 25, 2021
Get the Shannen mug.Typically someone who has reached a point of being below a cuck. They are the one's who pray and dream of being cucked, which usually leads to them paying other men to have sexual intercourse with their significant other.
Example: "You're not even worthy of being called a cuck, you're worse than a cuck. You're a Shanzer. Get out of my sight."
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Get the Shanzer mug.A girl who is very independent. She's slightly dense and very self absorbed. Be careful when you get in a tussle with a Shannen because they are willing to go as far as it takes to hurt you, either physically or emotionally. A prime example of the adage, "never judge a book by its cover." Though Shannen's are usually very pretty, they are both underhanded, manipulative, rude, and just plain mean.
Carlos: I just met this girl, but we got in an argument and when she was arguing with me I felt like she was out for blood. I wish I knew her name so I could warn others to stay away from her.
Mali: Yeah, that was definitely a Shannen.
Mali: Yeah, that was definitely a Shannen.
by typography101 October 17, 2010
Get the Shannen mug.Shanen is a beautiful girl, usually with ridiculously tanned skin and super skinny (a body to DIE for). Usually dirty blonde hair with brown eyes. An idiot but adorable and lovely. If you are lucky enough to, meet her, well, you are EXTREMELY privileged.
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