shamwow

an all-purpose sex toy

it is an orange cloth that:
can cut yur dick in half
can soak up cum
can wash your cock
was made by nazis
holds 20 times it's weight in cum

satisfied shamwow customer: if your gonna wash your cock, you would be out of you mind not to own one of these

another satisfied shamwow customer: OOOOOOOHHH MY GOD

yet another satisified shamwow customer: all I can say is LOLOLOLOLOL

by a big bunghole May 21, 2009

shamwow

A very aggressive and intense greeting, meaning hello or goodbye. It is usually accompanied with a leaping heel click and a hand gesture of your choice.

Lindsay: Hey guys!
Cassie: Shamwow!
Nicole: Shamwoww!!!!
Keely: SHAMWOOOOOW!!!!! (Picture Elaine's dance off of Seinfeld)

by GEM! June 20, 2008

shamWOW

a shitty peice of cloth thats suppose to pick up alot of liquids..

bob: hey phil ever heard of shamWOW?
phil: yeah its a peice of shit!
bob: oh really? how?
phil: just is....

by XxChickaxX April 08, 2009

Shamwow

1) The fucking annoying commercials on tv that either make you want to kill yourself or the guy doing the commercial.

2) When you're having sex and then the girl stops and proclaims "you're real satisfying"

1) wow i fucking hate that commercial for shamwow bro

2)omg you are so good at sex. SHAMWOW

by pjhockey3 May 19, 2009

Shamwow

a two handed handjob, done with bliss and speed. a very particular 78 degree spin must be made in alternating directions with both hands to succeed.

Finish with an orgasmic SHAMWOW!

come on baby....it's my birthday, give me a SHAMWOW!

by ABCs? just have sex October 17, 2009

Shamwow

An alternative way of saying "That's what she said" which is more appropriate for use in public places or around children.

Shamwow.

by Vince-Offer March 30, 2011

shamwow

Verb, meaning to hit or strike someone. It's like roshambo, but with more feeling.

"You STFU! Don't make me come over there and shamwow your ass!"

by kittumkatzum June 12, 2009